The Things We Say!

Dear Person,

Today I will talk about the words stylish people use!!!!!!!!

Instead of cool, they say *awesome*!!!!!!!!  Instead of a period, they use *exclamation points*!!!!!!!!  Instead of saying stylish, we say *popular*!!!!!!!!

I am willing to tell you a little secret; *popular* girls usually are bossy!  I know that because every girl that is *popular* always have boys to impress!!!!!!!! (except me of course!!!!!!!!)

If you memorize all of these things, you are *awesome*!!!!!!!!  If you didn't, work on that!!!!!!!!

P.S. There are always eight of everything, (namely exclamation marks,) because eight is my lucky number, (and most popular girl's, too!!!!!!!!)

FOREVER FASHIONABLE, KATELYN

Lets Paint!!!!!!!!

We're going to talk about *FINGERNAILS*! Some people don't have their fingernails painted - and you don't need them painted, but it is in the style. Blue polish is my favorite. Some people have fake fingernails, but in my opinion, that's not the best idea. 1) It wastes money, and 2) Some of them aren't in style. I think REAL fingernails are in.

Next, toenails. If you are wearing flip flops I have some advice: have blue toenails with stickers or decorate them. That is all I have to say, today at least.

FOREVER FASHIONABLE,  KATELYN